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Happiest Waste on Earth Ep 6: I Am the King
Returned from their throughly bee-zare journey to Atlanta, the wastelanders set to work uncovering more secrets of Kismet Park. One of the infamous Vault-Tec vaults lies beneath the park, and the...
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Happiest Waste on Earth Ep 7 – Peaceful Meadow Blues
Having recovered a small amount of food supplies, the wastelanders depart Kismet Park once more in search of replacement parts for the Kismet Vault food synthesizers as well as a medical dispenser. A...
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Happiest Waste on Earth Ep 8 – Coming Home
After the amusement park gives up its strangest buried secrets, the wasteland encroaches. Sidetalk Music Credits: The Ink Spots – “If I Didn’t Care” (https://archive.org/details/IfIDidntCare) PLAYERS...
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Happiest Waste on Earth Ep 9 – The Survivalist
A father opens his eyes. A cold wind of revenge blows. From the Wasteland, a horrifyingly familiar face walks to the gates of the new oasis that the survivors are building. He claims that his...
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Happiest Waste on Earth Ep 10 – Master Homesmith
The Kismet Protectorate has discovered a nearby military installation that served as a testing ground for advanced robots. Alex wants to investigate it to find parts to be able to rebuild her robot...
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Happiest Waste on Earth Ep 11 – What the Bus?
The Kismet Protectorate is enjoying a week of relative peace. It turns out running a burgeoning grand community takes…a lot of work. And nothing in the waste is ever peaceful for long. Inching its way...
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Happiest Waste on Earth Ep 12 – The Bunker
In the wasteland, electricity is…well, power. And for a burgeoning civilization, it is exceptionally critical. Reactors don’t come cheap, and the best are already owned. So naturally, you have to...
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Happiest Waste on Earth Ep 13 – Open Arms
Blastmaster has waded into the fray, and the Wastelanders are high-tailing it back home, reactor in tow. Time to power up Kismet Park to a new level. Of course, there are plenty of people who will...
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Happiest Waste on Earth Ep 14 – Rites of Passage
The Wasteland is home to murderers, war, and villainy; but sometimes it hides diplomacy and peace. The Minutemen and Kismet park have signed a treaty, and hope to move forward together. Now, a...
View ArticleHappiest Waste on Earth Ep 15 – Project DOOM (Part 1)
Following an encounter with the other knights of the realm, the Kismet Protectorate leaders are faced with a difficult task: track down and remove the virus that is causing LANCE-0’s delusions. Music...
View ArticleHappiest Waste on Earth Ep 16 – Project DOOM (Part 2)
MERLIN has conscripted the wastelanders into a massive quest. They must plunge into a world rife in tradition, jousting, and knightly valor. Only when the “evil” of MORDRED has been purged from...
View ArticleHappiest Waste on Earth Ep 17 – Dinner and Tourney
The Kismet protectors successfully fulfilled Merlin’s quest inside Lance-O’s mind and are off to King Arthur’s seat of power, secret code in hand. Their path will be beset by rogues and villains deep...
View ArticleHappiest Waste on Earth Ep 18 – 50,000 Unstoppable Watts
Court intrigue and danger is afoot everywhere around King Arthur, and the Kismet Protectorate leaders must navigate strange waters very carefully. Side Chatter Music Credits: The Ink Spots – “If I...
View ArticleHappiest Waste on Earth Ep 19 – Home Sweet Home
Having destroyed a radio tower beloved of hundreds in the swamps and annihilated a drug trafficking ring, the Kismet Protectorate leaders are making their way back to Alabama. With an advanced military...
View ArticleHappiest Waste on Earth Ep 20 – Cuba Libre
Death, destruction, and mayhem rang out around the Kismet Protectorate. Vertibird attacks, clanking armored warlords at the gates, and spies and super mutants galore. Now, the only people who can truly...
View ArticleHappiest Waste on Earth Ep 21 – Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex
The Wastelanders journeyed south through much hardship and heroically saved the settlement of the Cuban Free Army. However, they discovered that the Red Menace stretches all the way here, into the...
View ArticleHappiest Waste on Earth Ep 23 – The Counterattack
The Protectors of Kismet park are facing down dire straits. The wasteland never gives up, never forgets, and never lets go. Music Credits: The Ink Spots – “If I Didn’t Care”...
View ArticleHappiest Waste on Earth Ep 25 – The Showdown
In order for new worlds to flourish, the old worlds must pass on. But the old world clings to life with fear and tyrrany. The Kismet Protectorate must tear down the Enclave so that they may build anew....
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